mini-fish:

picklespickleyama:

bronzebasilisk:

fan-troll:

lord-kitschener:

jimblespage:

jolys:

caterjunes:

spiffymuffin:

yunghau5:

3dboyfriends:

smashbrethren:

prostheticknowledge:

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

the time is now

hell yeah

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ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

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it’s called the purple ramjet

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

shove a vase up your ass

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

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i call it the matterhorn

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

I call it the Noot Noot

Originally by アサヒきと (id=851223)

*Permission granted by the artist to repost and translate

qvarantine:

that why

qvarantine:

that why

hotwinger:

aspidosecalis:

incompleteicarus:

Ex queen turned pirate being hunted down by the king’s men and naming her all female ship “the clit” and when asked why she replies, because the king will never find it.

Rival lesbian pirate finds ship immediately. Alliance is formed in no time.

make me choose
     ↳ alexisdenisof asked: spike/giles or spike/angel?

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP COUSIN
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP COUSIN

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

mistercoventry:

becoming a demon seems like a good career option

dies-first:

nain+angsty sly = terrible dad jokes

immortal-sock-dipper's bomb ass headcanon <333

valiendomother:

mala-suerte:

withlookingglassties:

why do Mexican moms like to make caldo when it’s a million degrees outside

Because our people aren’t weak

I can hear my mom saying:

"Con el caldo y cosas calientes se quita el calor, porque sudas todo"

So I had to eat the fucking caldo at 50ºC.

towongfoo:

If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live

ghostbuttvin:

"are you a boy or a girl"

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sageonyx:

eternalfarnham:

jaclcfrost:

wouldn’t it be frightening if you walked into a room and suddenly boss battle type music started playing out of nowhere

am I the protagonist or the boss

That’s deep